- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

what did one tree say to the other? move over

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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