What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

Where's my tractor?

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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