Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

Farts smell bad!

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Garry Glitters on here

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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