Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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What's 9+10=? 19

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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feces

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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