What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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women have rights

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The Holocaust

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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