- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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