Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

Can I touch it?

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

wnba

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

YOLO MAH BROLO

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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