- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Mmmmmmmmbutch

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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