A child with cancer grows up.

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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knock, knock. come in.

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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