- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

Potato

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

No. Yes.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

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