Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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Like this joke

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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Hi.

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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don't look behind you

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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