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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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