What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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So. The gays. ...

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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