Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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