Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ryan Chang is funny.

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Women's Rights

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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