- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

what do you call a black man named mike

Knock, knock. Come in.......

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Vagina-Boob

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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