why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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what is big and white? the moon

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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ballsack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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