Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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what is stupid and reading this you

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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