- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

Left. That one direction...

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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