- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

Oh, I must be hearing things.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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