What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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YOLO.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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