Knock knock What

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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Barack Obama

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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The 19th Amendment

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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