why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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fabien

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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