why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

Black Veil Brides.

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Japan called... They need help.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

What's dead? Your mum.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

Why was Timmy sad?

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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