- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

-When is a door not a door? -Never

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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