- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

God is real

What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

Your mom

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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