A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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Canida

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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Where's my shotgun

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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i eat poop

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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