- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

all these jokes are horrible now

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

woman's rights

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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