- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

69

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??