Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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Tunechi

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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