roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

What rhymes with milk...milf

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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