When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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What's blue? The sky.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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