- Anti Joke

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Good job, son.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!