Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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