- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

This is a joke.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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