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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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