- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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