- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Drew Knowles is gay

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Flowers are colors Love me

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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