What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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