3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Black people in Camden NJ.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Go away still nothing to see

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Yellow People !!

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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