- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Chick Norris... Enough said

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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