- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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