- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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