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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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