Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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rent a cops

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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