- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

a black man pays his child support

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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