- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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