- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

A whole 'nother.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

DEATH.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

learn. advance!

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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