Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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- Helen Keller

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I love you

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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