- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??