- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Brain fart

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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