Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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breasts

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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My peni s

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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