- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

All of these jokes are about white people

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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